If this doesn't get you dancing...

...I don't know what else will.

Gap Band has that true funk groove that gets ya every time. (That aggressive vocal growl is fun, too.) And man oh man, the lyrics...The man was burned, but he is clearly dancing through the pain. Sometimes, that's all you can do.

You told me to go up the block

To get you a strawberry pop

When I got back to the flat

You had burned rubber out the back

I went to the closet and saw no clothes

All I saw was hangers and poles

I went to the phone and called your mother

And told me that you had burned rubber on me, Charlene

Boogie on down, world...

Gap Band: Burn Rubber On Me (Why You Wanna Hurt Me)